ELVEN NAMES

• [] Names are meaningless
• [] Names have a mix of Quenya and Sindarin
• [] Names are those of famous Elves of Old without a very good reason
• [] Names are in an illogical language, such as
  • () modern name
  • () Quenya names for Sylvan Elves and vice versa
  • () second name being like of “Silverbranch” or “Quickarrow”, in English
  • () Japanese-like name
• [] Name in an Elvish language is made up incorrectly
• [] Misspelling the name(s) of character(s) created by Tolkien
• [] Other (specify)

ELVEN LANGUAGE

• [] Use of Grey Company Elvish
• [] Use of illogical language, such as Quenya for Sylvan Elves
• [] Knowledge of English by the Elves
  • () use of modern slang by the Elves
• [] Grammar mistakes in Elven languages
• [] Creating new pseudo-Elvish
• [] Other (specify)

ELVEN CUSTOMS

• [] Altering Elven customs
  • () Specifically customs that relate to marriage
  • () Specifically customs that relate to child-rearing
  • () Other (specify)
• [] Altering Elven developmental processes
  • () Changing the maturation/aging of Elves
• [] Altering Elven physiology (specify)
• [] Altering Elven psychology (specify)

MISCELLANEOUS

• [] Creating new, unlisted races of Elves
• [] Creating new Elven dwelling places
• [] Creating new Elven artifacts where old ones would be sufficient
• [] Mangling Elven theology and metaphysics
• [] Writing bad slash
• [] Writing a Mary Sue
• [] Mating an Elf with some improbable creature, such as a Nazgûl (specify)
• [] Anything else the Poison Ivy finds especially annoying (specify)