Odd Lots/Miss Sandman

In the tradition of Jay and Acacia, an irritating veteran and a rookie from a desk-job assassinate Mary Sues for the PPC.

I claim not LotR, which is the work of Tolkien, nor the PPC, which is the brainchild of the original assassins. I do, however, claim any blue cheese mentioned in this tale.

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A Protectors of the Plot Continuum spin-off. A try at a truce with FFN?? Wolves, Mary Sues, bad arithmetic, and the problem of killing your partner...

I believe I have found a compromise. I shall not post anything potentially offensive on FFN, and there will be no reason for anyone to kick me off this fine site.

Which does not, of course, mean that I have learned the virtue of mercy. Only the virtue of exploiting legal loopholes. (Anyone who does not count this a virtue has never been employed as a lawyer or a government official.)

The Lord of the Rings universe, and all that is supposed to lie within, belongs to JRR Tolkien. I’m just clearing the mess a little. The PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia (or perhaps I should say they belong to it). Brent owns himself, but I own Amy. Some of the time, anyway, I’d like to think. The Mini-Balrogs, in all their terrifying absence, belong to Miss Cam, without whom there would be no Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. The pain meds and junk food belong to their various brand names. Oh, yeah, and the Game Boy belongs to Nintendo.

I think it’s safe to say that if I was going to make money off this, I’d be in court fairly quickly.... But I’m not. Who would buy it?

Mission 1 - “Forced to Love”

Join Amy on the first day of her new job – with her partner Brent – as she discovers a new kind of pain...

Mission 2 - “Lost Beloved”

... and vital survival skills like how to kill wolves – AND Sues.