One ex-Mary Sue, one Matrix fangirl, and ten thousand evil fanfics. Watch the insanity unfold!

Lord of the Rings and Middle-earth belong to Tolkien, who is hopefully not too offended at this little travesty. The PPC and all associated concepts belong to Jay and Acacia—thanks for lending! Kwennyfer and Jane belong to marvellous ME. The stories entered/parodied belong to their respective owners, and I wouldn’t take them if you paid me.

Feedback and suggestions for other Sues to assassinate are greatfully accepted. Constructive criticism is adored, while flames give me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.


Mission 1 – “Disposing of the Rings”
In which the honor of the Nazgûl is defended.