HFA Enrollment Form

Name:
Lineage/Species:
Specify Bloodline: Wizarding / Muggle
Wand Measurements:
Luxury Item (please fill in at own risk):
Reasons why you write fanfiction:
Really?
Last Chance to revoke the “I luv Drayco” statement for all future Lusterbuffs:

Canon

– The true storyline of Harry Potter, otherwise known as “the books”; the laws of Potterverse set down by J. K. Rowling.
I know Canon: not at all / minimally / somewhat / okay / pretty well / very well / excellently
I have read the books: once / a couple times / about ten times, maybe / over fifteen times
I feel that the movies: were better than the books / were enjoyable / were good in their own right, but didn’t stack up to Rowling’s vision / I boycotted the movies because I knew that they wouldn’t measure up to the books.
I have written an original character story: yes / no
It was a self-insert: yes / no
It was a Mary-Sue/people told me it was a Mary-Sue: yes / no
If above answer was “yes,” I regret writing Sues: yes / no
I’ll never do that again: yes / no
I have written slash: yes / no
I have written Potterverse slash: yes / no
My stories tend to be/ the stories that I prefer are: action/adventure / romance / humor / dark / angsty / bloody / utterly pointless / caffeine-induced (may choose more than one)
My preferred ’ships are: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Draco/Harry, Snape/Hermione, Snape/Ginny, Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Snape, Remus/Snape, Lily/James, Dumbledore/McGonagall, The Giant Squid/Anyone, Mary-Sue/Anyone
I have written Potterverse crossovers: yes / no
If “yes,” with which continuum? (i.e. Lord of the Rings, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sailor Moon, etc.):
I have a fear of: Voldemort / Spiders / Death / Sues / Dragons / Various Canon Characters like Mr. Ollivander and Madam Hooch / Various Household Appliances / Other (please specify)

Danger Evaluation to HFA

I like certain Canon Characters:
Namely:
I admire certain Canon Characters:
Namely:
I lust after certain Canon Characters:
Namely:
I love certain Canon Characters with a fierce passion:
Namely:
I would die for certain Canon Characters:
Namely:
I want a certain Canon Character for illegal purposes:
If so, which one? (if you choose to “plead the fifth,” please say so)
Overall, I would say that my lust-object is:
I attended HFA last year: yes / no
I (my avatar) learned from it: yes / no
I wish to be re-Sorted based upon changes to my character (avatar): yes / no
I wish to apply for the Order of the Sphinx (only for former HFA students): yes / no

Affiliations (choose one or more):

Lusters United
The Fellowship of the Peeves
Sevvie’s Angels
Fluff Enthusiasts
Slash Crusaders
PPC Supporter

Disclaimer

I agree that all injuries are self-inflicted. I agree not to sue HFA because my pain is my problem. All injuries are most likely a product of my own lack of judgment anyway.
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Once you have completed the form, email it to me at:

sandragon at adelphia dot net

(Obviously you should convert this into email-language before you send it; writing the address as such is supposed to stop junk-mail scanners from taking it.)

The first ten (qualified) people who apply will be taken as the Order of the Sphinx. Apologies to all who will be left out, but HFA never had a large amount of enrollers, and to take fifty for the Order would mean that many fewer students.

Cheers,
Meir Brin