Welcome to the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy, official fanfiction university of the Potterverse.
*door opens*
Mind you step over the injured students and unconscious Vambiolatos as you enter.
*tip-toe across the silent Entrance Hall*
And please, do try not to disturb the Mini-Aragogs.
*large, furry spiders snore and turn over in their sleep*
They won’t appreciate it, especially after Winky just finished waxing the floor.
*slide into a suit of armor, and rouse the entire castle*
... Well, I did try to warn you.
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HFA...
Here the grass is green, the lust-objects plentiful... and the education... unusual.
Disclaimer: I [Meir Brin] do not own Harry Potter; it belongs to Ms. J.K. Rowling and her publishers and affiliates. I am making no money off of this website, so kindly refrain from suing me. OFUM belongs to Miss Camilla Sandman, and this is an authorized spin-off. The HFA crest is derived from the existing Hogwarts crest, but I do claim the images above as my own.
Although both The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy and its sequel In the Keeping of HFA are both still accessible via Fanfiction.net, the latter in particular has suffered from terrible formatting decay and is practically unreadable. With the help of the Wayback Machine, I’ve been able to restore most of the original text of the latter. (Though sadly not quite all; a couple lines are still missing from chapter 14, “The Fanwriters’ New Clothes.”) Therefore, since I decided to rehost the sequel, I thought I might as well rehost the entire contents of Meir Brin’s original HFA website.
As usual in this archive, I have made conservative edits to correct indisputable misspellings and other errors. I have also attempted to standardize orthographic features across both stories, including the capitalization of special words, the use of hyphens vs dashes, and the placement of end punctuation in relation to quotation marks. Additionally, I’ve replaced asterisks denoting emphasis or internal thoughts with italic text formatting. If you spot any errors I’ve missed (or any I’ve introduced), please let me know!
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why, the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam–authorized OFU.)
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but “chaotic” and “insane” work, too.