Introduction
Welcome to Response Center #44, current residence of Agents Aerilyn and Zera, two more agents fighting the good fight against the worst of the worst – the Mary Sues.
The fight is against bad-fic, and there is apparently no end in sight. However, the agents struggle onwards, despite little pay, too much work, and a definite lack of Bleepka.
Why, you ask? There is a plot which must be protected, and in the name of good-fic everywhere, the world of fan-fiction must be defended.
Do we hate all fan-fic? Of course not. We just don't like Mary Sues, the disgustingly beautiful, amazingly talented, and stunningly witty original characters and completely un-canonical situations which they inevitably create.
So, with all due permission granted, we present to you the tales of our ventures into the native habitat of the Mary Sue. Go forth boldly, agents!
—Agent Aerilyn and Agent Zera
Missions
This content is available in its original form on Wayback Machine. Created: March 22, 2004. Last Update: August 19, 2004.
The Protectors of the Plot Continuum was created by Jay and Acacia. The works archived here belong to their authors. The Celtic knot dividers and buttons are freeware from Aon Celtic Art. Various free stock images are used with permission from artists at deviantART.com.
PPC: The Lost Tales is the brainchild of Neshomeh and the work of Neshomeh and helpers, including at various times Twiggy, Hushpiper, Tawaki, Irish Samurai, Hieronymus Graubart, Omega, Tomash, and Thoth.