• Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
  • Agent Jay - LotR (Retired)
  • Agent Acacia - LotR (Retired)
  • Agent Nenya Gabriel
  • Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull
  • Agent Constance Sims
  • Agent Halley
  • Agent Talia
  • Agent Steve Dimond
  • Agent Erin Mirestone
  • Agent Maralys Deeppockets
  • Agent Mary Sue
  • Agent Vemi
  • Agent Penny
  • Agent Roxie Heart
  • Agent Curare
  • Agent Minerva
  • Agent Jared Calinson
  • Agent *Katrina*
  • Agent Swarmpy
  • Agent Laurie
  • Agent Kass
  • Agent Alex Orange
  • Agent Sam Apple
  • Agent Zera
  • Agent Aerilyn
  • Agent Hal
  • Agent Chana
  • Agent Ral Grey
  • Agent Kat Thatch
  • Agent Emma
  • Agent Kate
  • Agent Threnody
  • Agent Jaster
  • Agent Oracle
  • Agent Apollo
  • Agent Bane
  • Agent Tazel
  • Agent Yukio Ambrose
  • Agent Fin
  • Agent Scarg Randison
  • Agent Ellipsis
  • Agent Olwey
  • David Eddings
  • Agent Dimitria Arch
  • Agent Anna Rint
  • His Dark Materials
  • Agent Chelsea
  • Agent Allie
  • Agent Annalas
  • Procurement Division
  • Agent Lea Fields
  • Agent Alexandra (Alex)
  • Harry Potter
  • Agent Ekwy
  • Agent Milano
  • Agent Nea
  • Agent Loki
  • Agent Joe Bob Brentwood
  • Agent Zaneth
  • Agent *Katrina*
  • Agent Swarmpy
  • Agent BriRi
  • Agent Val
  • Agent Kalmte
  • Power Rangers
  • Agent Chaos
  • Agent Jamie Shield
  • Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Agent Jira Foley
  • Agent Schmuckleigh
  • Highlander
  • Agent Viv
  • Agent Marie
  • Anime
  • Agent WyldeHorse
  • Agent Kageru
  • Agent Hern
  • Agent Cygna Hoshiko
  • Agent Janet Ackerly
  • Agent Mary Lane
  • Sailor Moon
  • Agent Seirei
  • Agent Hikari
  • Agent Chigiri
  • Jossverse
  • Agent Rhysdux
  • Agent Honorificus
  • Final Fantasy
  • Agent Kirsten
  • Agent Tyler
  • Agent Lupeias
  • Agent Sanguine
  • The Matrix
  • Agent Achren
  • Agent Obsidian
  • Agent Jennifer
  • Agent Raen
  • Tamora Pierce
  • Agent Kyra
  • Agent Tormod
  • Agent Isilya
  • Agent Isabel
  • Agent Cat
  • Agent Shirina
  • Forgotten Realms
  • Agent Drarry
  • Agent Millie
  • Agent Chaos
  • Generic Sci-Fi
  • Agent David
  • Agent Denise
  • Discworld
  • Agent Kara
  • Agent Spick
  • Cartoon
  • Agent Eogan
  • Dragonriders of Pern
  • Agent Maelor
  • Agent Akhana
  • Garth Nix
  • Agent Tarielle
  • Agent Matredo
  • Bleeding Hearts Unit
  • Agent Evelen
  • Agent Rumour
  • Freelance
  • Agent Soul
  • Agent Caradas
  • Agent Madeline

Department of Author Correspondence

  • Agent Ella
  • Agent Claudia
  • Iluuvatar the mini-Balrog
  • Aru the mini-Balrog

Department of Personnel

  • Secretary: Agent Quen
  • Agent Andrew Bender

Department of Redundancy Department

Head of Department: The Coriander

  • Agent Sparticus
  • Agent Mary Sue

Repetitive Department of Repetition

Head of Department: The Cilantro

  • Agent Mary Sue
  • Agent Lambda
  • Agent Halley
  • Agent Talia
  • Agent Archer
  • Agent Kira
  • Farmir the mini-Balrog
  • Celborn the mini-Balrog

Department of Implausible Crossovers

  • LotR/Tolkien
  • Agent Kit
  • Agent Rumor
  • Agent Talisa
  • Jossverse
  • BK the Irregular
  • The Lovely Beta
  • Agent Jack
  • Agent Annie
  • Freelance
  • Agent Dez
  • Agent Seren
  • Agent T'Pira
  • Agent Gon
  • Agent Dafydd
  • Agent Selene
  • Agent Takua
  • Agent Nazurk
  • Thanduril the mini-Balrog
  • Witchking the mini-Balrog

Department of Multiple Offenses

  • Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
  • Agent NytBloomer
  • Agent Nenya Gabriel
  • Agent Rosie Cotton

Department of Improbabilities

  • Agent Alec Troven
  • Agent Verra Rose
  • Makes-Things
  • Department Secretary Tess
  • Agent Dann
  • Agent Architeuthis
  • Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
  • Agent Dour K
  • Agent Delta V
  • Agent Em Morgana
  • Agent Thalia Weaver
  • Agent Epsilon
  • Agent LadyKnight
  • Agent Chiad
  • Agent Suzine
  • Agent Kerosene
  • Agent Cynical K
  • Agent Special K
  • Agent Keen Q
  • Agent Anwe
  • Agent Infernal
  • Agent Busty M
  • Agent Blue
  • Agent Amarth
  • Agent Wraith Leo
  • Agent Surly D
  • Agent *That* One
  • Agent Shadow Rho
  • Agent Mad H
  • Agent Rile X
  • Jossverse
  • Agent Ginmar
  • Troll Division
  • Agent Saphie Ellings
  • Agent Marokee Brin
  • Agent Leelee
  • Agent Armeniel
  • Agent Leo

Department of Improbable AUs

Head of Department: ???

  • Jossverse
  • Agent Dor

Department of Plagiarism

  • Agent Smith
  • Agent Smith Version 2.0

Department of Bad Slash

Head of Department: Queen Anne's Lace

  • Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
  • Agent Luxury
  • Agent Sean
  • Agent Tulath
  • Agent Pablo Dretti
  • Harry Potter
  • Agent Dee
  • Agent Milask
  • Freelance
  • Agent Trojanhorse
  • Agent Soulshadow

Special Operations Department

  • Agent Lizzard

Department of Internal Affairs (DIA)

  • Agent Dúros Black
  • Agent Irvine
  • Agent Adonis
  • Agent Leopold
  • Agent Radix
  • Agent Kole
  • Agent Shore

Department of Misplaced Flora and Fauna

  • Agent Joe
  • Agent Mel
  • Agent Ril
  • Recruit Endy
  • Bormir the mini-Balrog
  • Olliver the mini-Aragog

Department of Mary Sue Experiments

  • Agent Vemi
  • Agent Penny
  • Agent Terrie
  • Elrhohir the mini-Balrog
  • Thandriel the mini-Balrog

Head of Department: Asphodel

  • Lord of the Rings
  • Agent Tweed - Denethor
  • Agent Pythia - Legolas
  • Agents Alex & SilentStep - Boromir
  • Agent Eohric – Peredhil Section – Elrond, El Twins, Celebrian
  • Agent Millie - Thranduil
  • Agent Jiri & Feathers - Faramir
  • Agent Kaitlyn & Chelsea - Pippin/Merry
  • Agent Erin - Peredhil Section – El Twins
  • Agent Kara - Gimli
  • Agent BriRi - Eowyn & Eomer
  • Agents Katie & Wallace - Aragorn
  • Agent Alia - Haldir
  • Agents Swampy & Katrina - Celeborn
  • Agent Amandalyn - Arwen
  • Agent Jon - Gollum and Ents
  • Agent Thalia - Samwise
  • Agent R. Eaves - Gandalf
  • Agent Quen - Glorfindel
  • Agent Mica - The Nine Nazgul
  • Agent Hawkelf - Elros
  • Agent Spick - Sauron
  • Agent Monday – Silm Section Coordinator
  • Agent Jo - Silm Section
  • Agent Nin Brandt - Silm Section
  • Special Agent Lambda – Elf Foster Home
  • Anime
  • Agent Teena
  • Agent Takashi
  • Dragonriders of Pern
  • Agent Erik
  • Freelance
  • Special Agent Ringil – Smiter of Abusive Gits

AV Department

Head of Department: The Rose of Sharon

  • Agent Frenchie
  • Agent Adam

Head of Department: ???

  • Agent Ethel
  • Agent Armelle

Department of Fictional Psychology

Medical Department

  • Agent Fizz R (DAVD)

Department of Floaters

Head of Department: Floating Hyacinth

  • Agent Ginger
  • Agent Chryse
  • Agent Hrdani
  • Agent Dorrel
  • Agent Ninja
  • Apprentice Aetherschreiber

Department of Bad Quizzes

Head of Department: The Really Big Monkey Puzzle Tree

  • Agent Michael Ink
  • Agent Greta
  • Agent Stardust
  • Agent Reria

Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment

Head of Department: Sadistic Bladderwrack

  • Agent Twig-Onto-And-Amiably-Discourage-Heretic-Plots ("Twiggy") Papaya
  • Agent Scorpia Lotus
  • Agent Harriet
  • Mr. Bagginnse the mini-Balrog

Department of Out of Character Hobbits

Head of Department: The Authoritative Elanor

  • Agents Maly
  • Agent Dagmar
  • Meridac the mini-Balrog
  • Same the mini-Balrog
  • Frod the mini-Balrog

Department of WTF

Head of Department: The Snowthorn

  • Agent Mortic Wentway
  • Agent Elanor Laison

Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation

Head of Department: The Slaver Sunflower

  • Agent CAL-9000

Department of Angst

Head of Department: The Aloe Vera

  • Agent Montbretia
  • Agent Lasa

Legal Department

Head of Department: Antigravity Apple

  • Agent Aspen

Other Agents

  • Agent Bjam - Morale Officer
  • Agent Kai - Cute Animal Friends™ Adoption Agency Director
  • Leto - PPC General Store Owner
  • Gerrick, Janitor
  • Agent Leas
  • Agent Hane
  • Agent Lydia (Jossverse)
  • Agent Karasunaki
  • Agent Mariella
  • Agent Sarah
  • Agent Dorian