PPC Departments and Agents
Department of Mary Sues
Head of Department: Sunflower Official (SO)
Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
Agent Jay - LotR (Retired)
Agent Acacia - LotR (Retired)
Agent Nenya Gabriel
Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull
Agent Constance Sims
Agent Halley
Agent Talia
Agent Steve Dimond
Agent Erin Mirestone
Agent Maralys Deeppockets
Agent Mary Sue
Agent Vemi
Agent Penny
Agent Roxie Heart
Agent Curare
Agent Minerva
Agent Jared Calinson
Agent *Katrina*
Agent Swarmpy
Agent Laurie
Agent Kass
Agent Alex Orange
Agent Sam Apple
Agent Zera
Agent Aerilyn
Agent Hal
Agent Chana
Agent Ral Grey
Agent Kat Thatch
Agent Emma
Agent Kate
Agent Threnody
Agent Jaster
Agent Oracle
Agent Apollo
Agent Bane
Agent Tazel
Agent Yukio Ambrose
Agent Fin
Agent Scarg Randison
Agent Ellipsis
Agent Olwey
David Eddings
Agent Dimitria Arch
Agent Anna Rint
His Dark Materials
Agent Chelsea
Agent Allie
Agent Annalas
Procurement Division
Agent Lea Fields
Agent Alexandra (Alex)
Harry Potter
Agent Ekwy
Agent Milano
Agent Nea
Agent Loki
Agent Joe Bob Brentwood
Agent Zaneth
Agent *Katrina*
Agent Swarmpy
Agent BriRi
Agent Val
Agent Kalmte
Power Rangers
Agent Chaos
Agent Jamie Shield
Pirates of the Caribbean
Agent Jira Foley
Agent Schmuckleigh
Highlander
Agent Viv
Agent Marie
Anime
Agent WyldeHorse
Agent Kageru
Agent Hern
Agent Cygna Hoshiko
Agent Janet Ackerly
Agent Mary Lane
Sailor Moon
Agent Seirei
Agent Hikari
Agent Chigiri
Jossverse
Agent Rhysdux
Agent Honorificus
Final Fantasy
Agent Kirsten
Agent Tyler
Agent Lupeias
Agent Sanguine
The Matrix
Agent Achren
Agent Obsidian
Agent Jennifer
Agent Raen
Tamora Pierce
Agent Kyra
Agent Tormod
Agent Isilya
Agent Isabel
Agent Cat
Agent Shirina
Forgotten Realms
Agent Drarry
Agent Millie
Agent Chaos
Generic Sci-Fi
Agent David
Agent Denise
Discworld
Agent Kara
Agent Spick
Cartoon
Agent Eogan
Dragonriders of Pern
Agent Maelor
Agent Akhana
Garth Nix
Agent Tarielle
Agent Matredo
Bleeding Hearts Unit
Agent Evelen
Agent Rumour
Freelance
Agent Soul
Agent Caradas
Agent Madeline
Department of Author Correspondence
Head of Department: Saffron Crocus
Agent Ella
Agent Claudia
Iluuvatar the mini-Balrog
Aru the mini-Balrog
Department of Personnel
Head of Department: Marquis de Sod
Secretary: Agent Quen
Agent Andrew Bender
Department of Redundancy Department
Head of Department: The Coriander
Agent Sparticus
Agent Mary Sue
Repetitive Department of Repetition
Head of Department: The Cilantro
Agent Mary Sue
SIELU (Special Elven Unit)
Head of Department: The Poison Ivy
Agent Lambda
Bad Roleplay Department
Head of Department: Daffodil
Agent Halley
Agent Talia
Agent Archer
Agent Kira
Farmir the mini-Balrog
Celborn the mini-Balrog
Department of Implausible Crossovers
Head of Department: Lichen
LotR/Tolkien
Agent Kit
Agent Rumor
Agent Talisa
Jossverse
BK the Irregular
The Lovely Beta
Agent Jack
Agent Annie
Freelance
Agent Dez
Agent Seren
Agent T'Pira
Agent Gon
Department of Geographical Aberrations (DoGA)
Head of Department: Bonsai Mallorn
Agent Dafydd
Agent Selene
Agent Takua
Agent Nazurk
Thanduril the mini-Balrog
Witchking the mini-Balrog
Department of Multiple Offenses
Head of Department: Cattail
Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
Agent NytBloomer
Agent Nenya Gabriel
Agent Rosie Cotton
Department of Improbabilities
Head of Department: Reannual
Agent Alec Troven
Agent Verra Rose
Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology
Head of Department: Hornbeam, the Ironwood tree
Makes-Things
Department Secretary Tess
Agent Dann
Department of Intelligence
Director of Intelligence: Sub Rosa, sentient rose bush
Agent Architeuthis
Disturbing Acts of Violence Department (DAVD)
Head of Department: Thornelius Archimedes III, a.k.a. Big Thorn
Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
Agent Dour K
Agent Delta V
Agent Em Morgana
Agent Thalia Weaver
Agent Epsilon
Agent LadyKnight
Agent Chiad
Agent Suzine
Agent Kerosene
Agent Cynical K
Agent Special K
Agent Keen Q
Agent Anwe
Agent Infernal
Agent Busty M
Agent Blue
Agent Amarth
Agent Wraith Leo
Agent Surly D
Agent *That* One
Agent Shadow Rho
Agent Mad H
Agent Rile X
Jossverse
Agent Ginmar
Department of Bad Parody
Head of Department: Admiral Pansy
Troll Division
Agent Saphie Ellings
Agent Marokee Brin
Agent Leelee
Agent Armeniel
Agent Leo
Department of Improbable AUs
Head of Department: ???
Jossverse
Agent Dor
Department of Plagiarism
Head of Department: Venus Fly Trap
Agent Smith
Agent Smith Version 2.0
Department of Bad Slash
Head of Department: Queen Anne's Lace
Lord of the Rings/Tolkien
Agent Luxury
Agent Sean
Agent Tulath
Agent Pablo Dretti
Harry Potter
Agent Dee
Agent Milask
Freelance
Agent Trojanhorse
Agent Soulshadow
Special Operations Department
Head of Department: Bonsai Monkey-puzzle tree
Agent Lizzard
Department of Internal Affairs (DIA)
Head of Department: Tiger Lily
Agent Dúros Black
Agent Irvine
Agent Adonis
Agent Leopold
Agent Radix
Agent Kole
Agent Shore
Department of Misplaced Flora and Fauna
Head of Department: The Waterlily Commander
Agent Joe
Agent Mel
Agent Ril
Recruit Endy
Bormir the mini-Balrog
Olliver the mini-Aragog
Department of Mary Sue Experiments
Head of Department: The Thistle
Agent Vemi
Agent Penny
Agent Terrie
Elrhohir the mini-Balrog
Thandriel the mini-Balrog
Department of Character Protective Services
Head of Department: Asphodel
Lord of the Rings
Agent Tweed - Denethor
Agent Pythia - Legolas
Agents Alex & SilentStep - Boromir
Agent Eohric – Peredhil Section – Elrond, El Twins, Celebrian
Agent Millie
- Thranduil
Agent Jiri & Feathers - Faramir
Agent Kaitlyn & Chelsea - Pippin/Merry
Agent Erin
- Peredhil Section – El Twins
Agent Kara - Gimli
Agent BriRi - Eowyn & Eomer
Agents Katie & Wallace - Aragorn
Agent Alia - Haldir
Agents Swampy & Katrina - Celeborn
Agent Amandalyn - Arwen
Agent Jon - Gollum and Ents
Agent Thalia - Samwise
Agent R. Eaves - Gandalf
Agent Quen - Glorfindel
Agent Mica - The Nine Nazgul
Agent Hawkelf
- Elros
Agent Spick - Sauron
Agent Monday
– Silm Section Coordinator
Agent Jo - Silm Section
Agent Nin Brandt - Silm Section
Special Agent Lambda – Elf Foster Home
Anime
Agent Teena
Agent Takashi
Dragonriders of Pern
Agent Erik
Freelance
Special Agent Ringil – Smiter of Abusive Gits
AV Department
Head of Department: The Rose of Sharon
Agent Frenchie
Agent Adam
Department of Technical Errors
Head of Department: The Uncommon Comma
Head of Linguistics Division: Barbosa the Misspelled Monkey
Head of Grammar Division: Grammer
Agent Mara
Agent Isaiah
Agent Melanin Butterfly
Agent Tiranel van de Kamp
Department of Stereotype
Head of Department: ???
Agent Ethel
Agent Armelle
Department of Fictional Psychology
Head of Department: The Kudzu Vine
Dr. Freedenberg
Nurse Nathonea Dewstan
Nurse Constance Sims
Agent Jennifer Robinson
Medical Department
Director: Dr. Fitzgerald
Agent Fizz R (DAVD)
Department of Floaters
Head of Department: Floating Hyacinth
Agent Ginger
Agent Chryse
Agent Hrdani
Agent Dorrel
Agent Ninja
Apprentice Aetherschreiber
Department of Bad Quizzes
Head of Department: The Really Big Monkey Puzzle Tree
Agent Michael Ink
Agent Greta
Agent Stardust
Agent Reria
Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment
Head of Department: Sadistic Bladderwrack
Agent Twig-Onto-And-Amiably-Discourage-Heretic-Plots ("Twiggy") Papaya
Agent Scorpia Lotus
Agent Harriet
Mr. Bagginnse the mini-Balrog
Department of Out of Character Hobbits
Head of Department: The Authoritative Elanor
Agents Maly
Agent Dagmar
Meridac the mini-Balrog
Same the mini-Balrog
Frod the mini-Balrog
Department of WTF
Head of Department: The Snowthorn
Agent Mortic Wentway
Agent Elanor Laison
Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation
Head of Department: The Slaver Sunflower
Agent CAL-9000
Department of Angst
Head of Department: The Aloe Vera
Agent Montbretia
Agent Lasa
Legal Department
Head of Department: Antigravity Apple
Agent Aspen
Other Agents
Agent Bjam
- Morale Officer
Agent Kai
- Cute Animal Friends™ Adoption Agency Director
Leto
- PPC General Store Owner
Gerrick, Janitor
Agent Leas
Agent Hane
Agent Lydia (Jossverse)
Agent Karasunaki
Agent Mariella
Agent Sarah
Agent Dorian