The Sunflower Official
Department of Mary Sues

The Marquis de Sod
Director of Personnel

The Wisteria
Head of Operations

The Sub Rosa
Department of Intelligence

Admiral Pansy
Department of Bad Parody

The Bonsai Mallorn
Department of Geographical Aberrations

The Kudzu Vine
Department of Fictional Psychology

Dr. Freedenberg
Department of Fictional Psychology

Dr. Fitzgerald
Medical Department

The Tiger Lily
Department of Internal Affairs

The Poison Ivy
Special Elven Unit (SIELU)

The Daffodil
Bad Roleplay Department

The Big Thorn
Disturbing Acts of Violence Department (DAVD)

The Reannual
Department of Improbabilities

The Ironwood
Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology

The Venus Flytrap
Department of Plagiarism

The Saffron Crocus
Department of Author Correspondence

The Cattail
Department of Multiple Offenses

The Hippie Sequoia
Division of Star Trek: TNG

The Lichen
Department of Implausible Crossovers

The Monkey Puzzle Tree
Special Operations Department

The Waterlily Commander
Department of Misplaced Flora & Fauna

The Thistle
Department of Mary Sue Experiments

The Fern
Legal Department