To: Department of Technical Errors Agents
From: The Uncommon Comma
Please find enclosed the current official list of technical and canon charges which agents in the Department of Technical Errors may use in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe. This list was created to determine if the Department of Technical Errors can PPC a fic. There is no set number of offenses to merit a PPCing; DTE victims will be selected on a fic-by-fic basis.
* Examples are courtesy of an excellent and hilarious book, Anguished English, by Richard Lederer.
(Note: These charges may not necessarily be officially supported by the Administration if disputed and do not constitute legal cause for assasination on their own; however, they are authorized for use by PPC personnel if sufficient charges have been accumulated under other sections to warrant assasination or incarceration of the subject.)