ANTI-LUSTIN
| Active Ingredient: | modified protein derived from blood samples of Dwarves, the race most resistant to Sue-induced lust. | |
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| Drug Class: | anti-lustins | |
| How Supplied: | ||
| Immediate Action: | 800mg/mL solution for intravenous injection in green multiple-use vials of 20 mL | |
| Extended Action: | 1500mg/mL solution for subcutaneous injection in orange multiple-use vials of 20 mL | |
| Indication and Dosage: | ||
| Relief of acute lust (patient is overwhelmed with lust and needs immediate relief) - use immediate action solution (supplied in green vials). | ||
| Patient's Weight: | less than 100 lb (45.5 kg) - use not recommended* | |
| 100-120 lb (45.5-54.5 kg) - 3 mL | ||
| 121-150 lb (54.6-68.0 kg) - 4 mL | ||
| 151-180 lb (68.1-82.0 kg) - 5 mL | ||
| 180-220 lb (82.1-100 kg) - 6 mL | ||
| more than 220 lb (100 kg) - consult with Lambda or PPC Medical Department | ||
| Relief of chronic lust (guaranteed to be lust-free for 24 hours) - use extended action solution (supplied in orange vials). | ||
| Patient's Weight: | less than 100 lb (45.5 kg) - use not recommended* | |
| 100-120 lb (45.5-54.5 kg) - 5 mL | ||
| 121-150 lb (54.6-68.0 kg) - 7 mL | ||
| 151-180 lb (68.1-82.0 kg) - 10 mL | ||
| 180-220 lb (82.1-100 kg) - 15 mL | ||
| more than 220 lb (100 kg) - consult with Lambda or PPC Medical Department | ||
| Drug Action and Administration: | ||
| - Immediate Action (green) - drug starts working 5 minutes after being injected into the vein (use of veins in the arms recommended), relief lasts typically for 1.5 to 2 hours | ||
| - Extended Action (orange) - drug starts working 1 hour after being injected under the skin (arms, thighs, and shoulder-blade area are recommended injection sites) and continues working for 24 hours | ||
| - No difference was noted during the clinical trials between men and women if dose recommended by weight chart was given. Residents of Middle-earth, PPC agents, and residents of the Harry Potter continuum responded to Anti-Lustin equally well. Nothing is known about drug action in non-humanoid species. | ||
| Cautions and Contraindications: | ||
| - If the patient is afflicted with acute lust, he or she might resist treatment, possibly violently | ||
| - DO NOT USE IN NON-HUMANOID SPECIES | ||
| - Dose might have to be increased for females experiencing PMS - consult with Lambda or PPC Medical Department | ||
| - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE ON SUES. Clinical trials have proven Anti-Lustin to be ineffective in Sues. Use conventional PPC-approved techniques to rid canon of the Sues. | ||
| - Due to its side effect, use Immediate Action injection cautiously in PPC agents doing field work | ||
| - Slight stinging may be felt in the site where Extended Action Anti-Lustin was injected. | ||
| Side Effects: | ||
| - Sleepiness following Immediate Action Anti-Lustin injection, lesser chance of it following Extended Action Anti-Lustin administration. | ||
| Drug Interactions: | ||
| Alcohol: | may increase sleepiness. If use of Anti-Lustin is anticipated, avoid alcohol for two hours before and an hour after using Immediate Action Anti-Lustin. Also increases sleepiness when used together with Extended Action Anti-Lustin. Using these two together is not recommended. | |
| Bleepka: | due to its alcohol content, same precautions apply as when used together with alcohol | |
| Bleepsinthe: | due to its alcohol content, same precautions apply as when used together with alcohol | |
| Bleeprin: | no interactions | |
| Bleepadryl: | no interactions | |
| Bleepzac: | unbearable sleepiness. Do not use except in areas safe for prolonged deep sleep (considering PPC agents' job, using the two drugs together is not recommended) | |
| Bleepium: | unbearable sleepiness. Do not use except in areas safe for prolonged deep sleep (considering PPC agents' job, using the two drugs together is not recommended) | |
*Our current research shows that females who have reached puberty and weigh less than 100 pounds don't produce enough estrogen (in the case of males, not enough androgens) to go into a Lusting shock. Use of Extended Action Anti-Lustin is strongly not recommended. If acute lust is overwhelming, try 1 mL of Immediate Action Anti-Lustin.