What Is This?
PPC: The Lost Tales is a compendium of Protectors of the Plot Continuum writings which would otherwise be consigned to a dark and dreary twilight existence in oblivion or the halls of Mandos the Internet Archive. Rejoice and be merry that they yet live!
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Disclaimers
Protectors of the Plot Continuum was created by Jay and Acacia. All works archived here belong to their authors.
The Celtic knot dividers and buttons are freeware from Aon Celtic Art. Various free stock images are used with permission from artists at deviantART.com.
Heads up: This is an archive of old works. As such, we can’t promise they are up to our current standards of quality or content. (Let’s face it, a lot of them definitely aren’t.) You may encounter language or sentiments the PPC community no longer condones, and which you may find to be objectionable.
Most content would be rated Teen/PG-13, but the works generally are not rated and do not contain content warnings.
The inclusion of a work in the archive does not represent an endorsement of its content, only that it is part of PPC history, spots and all. Rather than hide the mistakes of the past, we acknowledge them, apologize, and promise to do better in the present.
Please share any questions or concerns you have on the PPC Posting Board.
The Complete Original Series
Here, for the first time, all 26 stories of the original Protectors of the Plot Continuum by Jay and Acacia are collected for your viewing pleasure.
Rehosted Spin-offs
This table is sortable, and by default is listed by agent name. Agents are listed in alphabetical order except in cases where one is clearly the lead character. Spin-offs are named by title when possible; if there is no title, they’re called by the agents’ response center; if no RC number is given, they’re called by the agents’ names. Authors are listed in alphabetical order regardless of who wrote which agent.
| Spin-off | Agent(s) | Department | Author(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Response Center 44 | Aerilyn and Zera | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | Artemis |
| The Last Word Is Always Goodbye | Amy and Brent | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | AnyAmy |
| Response Center 642 | Archer and Sabbat | DF | Fynn |
| Intelligence Briefs for the PPC | Architeuthis | DoI | Architeuthis |
| Response Center 87 | Cocoa and Powder Puff | DMSE&R | Anamia |
| Dee and Milask | Dee and Milask | DBS, Harry Potter Division | Deepy and Leto Haven |
| The DAVD Files | Dour K | DAVD | Katherine the Great |
| All-Purpose Department of Fire Emblem | Echo and Kat | APD, Fire Emblem Division | Echo |
| Response Center 1134 | Elania and Sarah | DBS | Anamia |
| A Walk-on Part in the War | Ellipsis and Scarg | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | Elise |
| It’s Another PPC Series! | Emma and Kate | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | PureDeadThingy |
| The Many Adventures of Maralys and Erin | Erin Mirestone and Maralys Deeppockets | DF | Laurelil |
| Just Another PPC Agent | Fireblade and Keitaro | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | Fireblade K’Chona |
| Bad Roleplay Department | Halley and Talia | BRD | Artemis and Bodldops |
| Response Center 9843 | Hawthorne and Key | DIC | Adagio |
| Ilarian and Vaniela | Ilarian and Vaniela | DMS, Freelance Division | Ilarian |
| Karasunaki and Mariella’s PPC Response Center! | Karasunaki and Mariella | DF | Karasunaki and Mariella |
| Response Center Phi | Katrina and Samuel | DMS, Freelance Division | Makari |
| Kazra and Rich | Kazra and Rich | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | KazraGirl |
| Response Center 1113 | Kwennyfer and Jane | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | Lumarele |
| Special Interdepartmental Elven Languages Unit | Lambda | SIELU | Hellga |
| Agents Luthy and Sil: PPCers | Luthy and Sil | DMS, Lord of the Rings Division | GwenElf and Luthienelflover |
| Response Center 133.67 | Martin and Frances | DF | Anamia |
| Tales from Despatch | Meg and Will | Despatch | Meg Thornton and Will |
| The Adventures of Melissa and BriRi | Melissa and BriRi | DMS, Harry Potter Division | LeoD |
| The Jay and Acacia Kooky Spin-off Nerd Society | Nenya and Rosie | DMO | NenyaQuende and Rosie |
| Response Center 5719 | Ryni and Tirsaer | DF | Adagio |
| Response Center 2771a | Suicide, Diocletian, and Ithalond | DMS, Freelance Division | Tungsten Monk |
| Response Center 1999 | Teena and WyldeHorse | DMS, Anime Division | Teena M and WyldeHorse |
Other Rehosted Records
| Title | Description |
|---|---|
| The 2008 Mary Sue Invasion Role-play Log | The 2008 Macrovirus Epidemic ends only for the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion to begin. Agents battle for their lives in the halls of Headquarters, in the Cafeteria, and finally, in the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent. |
| The 2009 Memorial Party Role-play Log | Agents gather to honor the one-year anniversary of the 2008 Macrovirus Epidemic and Mary Sue Invasion. |
| Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology and Divisions | Stories about DoSAT and its divisions. |
| The PPC Handbook | Before we had a wiki, we had the PPC Handbook, curated by NenyaQuende. Contains descriptions of departments, Flowers, and PPC procedures. |
| The PPC Manual: Second Edition | Huinesoron and Neshomeh started the PPC Manual in 2006, also before we had a wiki, but then in late 2007 we got a wiki. The Manual was never finished, but it is nonetheless preserved here for posterity. |
Off-site Links
Other Archives
Other people have saved old PPC stuff, too!
- PPC and OFU Archive
- Maintained by doctorlit, this archive contains lost OFUs and miscellaneous PPC works that don’t necessarily fit here.
- Odd Lots Mirror
- The PPC’s original home page, formerly hosted by Philosopher At Large, rehosted by Huinesoron. Many of the links point back here, but some lead to other content rehosted by hS.
- Camilla Sandman’s World of Dreams Mirror
- The PPC’s other original home, and that of The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. Formerly hosted by Miss Cam, rehosted by Huinesoron. Many PPC spin-offs once located there are now here.
- Rendered PPC Board Archives
- Preserved contents of the PPC Posting Board from mid-2008 to present (more or less), maintained by Tomash and Delta Juliette.
More PPC
If you’re interested in current PPC activities for some strange reason.
- PPC Posting Board
- The Board is the home of the PPC. This is where we hang out, share stories, and generally natter on.
- PPC Wiki
- Looking for more information about the PPC? This is the place!